March 2012
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
withlovejohnlennon:
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And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict…
– Steven Moffat, The Hound of Baskerville commentary #giant five year old (via moriartea)
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February 2012
mcavoyhasladyhips:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
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I'm not really looking forward to the Anderbros...
The Cooper in my head is JUST SO AWESOME. (My headcanon is that instead of warning Kurt about hurting Blaine or something, the first thing Cooper says to him is “Are you pro or anti hair gel?” and then “What about the bow ties?”)
Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work...
– Stephen Colbert (via manda-leigh)
One Year From Now
thefourteenthdoctor:
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Expressionist Theory: howtobebreefordummies:... →
howtobebreefordummies:
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I…
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Interviewer: Why do you think people love Doctor Who so much?
Russell T. Davies: Because it's the best idea ever invented in the history of the world.
reganfoley:
theoncomingsagan:
i took a beatles song and turned it into a monologue once
This is amazing
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
praisethemofftiss:
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
What is an MTV?