I'm Erin. I like things. Sometimes I don't like things, and I try to ignore them. And sometimes the things I don't like are really bad so I try to fix them. Mostly I reblog other people's jokes.
It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.
(via jadedstories)
Finals are right around the corner. Have some calming manatee to make everything better. <3
I want frame these, and hang them in my home.I have one Calming Manatee as my laptop wallpaper and it takes all my effort to not make one my work wallpaper.
Calming manatee needs to be in my office.
I am NOT crying, I am chopping onions.
While I type.
Really.
It’s a learned skill.
(via un-serdaigle)
do-you-know-where-your-towel-is:
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
Lol, poor Amy.
(via inoticeyoureanerdfighter)
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
(via mrs-aragog)
Eurovision.
Supernatural fans continuing to freak out.
Doctor Who spoilers.
(via animated-disney-gifs)
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
um
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
uM
(via carleythatkillspeople)
axto:
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
(Source: doglets, via vangoghsdaughter)
(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker, via awesomewriternerdfighter)
This is Sherlock:
This is Sherlock Holmes:
This is Holmes:
And this is “That Guy from the American Sherlock”:
They all play the same character, but if you called them this I would know which one you were talking about.
finally somebody put ths into words! Thanks you
(via revolutionaryfandoms)
(Source: teawithaview, via camelotic)
“The dedication of this book is split seven ways: to Neil, to Jessica, to David, to Kenzie, to Di, to Anne…”
(Source: ughustuswaters, via chatterboxrose)
WHY ARE MOSQUITOS EVEN ON THE PLANET THEY HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE THEY’RE BASICALLY KEVIN JONAS
HOLD IT, HOLD EVERYTHING! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE MOSQUITOS, YOUR PLANET WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AGES AGO.
Someone waited their whole life to make this joke
(Source: ddollface, via ladyofthelie)
