when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
739. A bunch of muggleborn Supernatural fans decide to roleplay as hunters, and the Hogwarts ghosts are what they’re ‘hunting’.
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.